Ate an orange and everything was K!

So after much thought on the hilarious nature of Gangplank, the pirate character in League of Legends I realized that he has many life lessons to teach us.  Lets start simple... As my title states citrus fruits make everything K, so people need to eat their fruit and everything bad that will ever happen to you will instantly go away.  Heck, it will even make you feel better than before.  The instant ailment treatment of citrus fruit is fantastic.  Remember everything on the internet is true... PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP GUIS!

Lesson number 2...  Shooting a gun and waving your sword in an awkward manner will instantly inspire people around you to do better than what they can possibly do.  Wanna give 110%... Sorry that's physically impossible, but for one time only you can buy this flintlock pistol and sword and if you wave the sword in the air and fire your pistol people around you will instantly perform drastically above average.  SRS BZNS.  NO LIES...  But anyways just remember.

Moving on The final thing to learn is that rum is the only thing in a bottle let alone the only thing a pirate will drink when singing yo-ho-ho.  God forbid they drink milk or something that would be beneficial.  Nay they do say, we need some of that thar rum NAO.  Oh yea... before I forget.  Flintlock pistols can also be reloaded in 4 seconds.. All this people thinkin it takes so long are lieing to you.  Even faster with the right cdr... I mean training!  Either way, good ole gankplank sure has a way of telling people how to be awesome...  Until next time...