Thesis

So as of recently I have started to write bits and pieces of my thesis for college.  The whole issue with this is that whenever I start to write; I begin to instantly start thinking of the most random music possible.  For instance, I just started doing some stuff and all of the sudden... BAM.

Time to defeat some huns!









This left me puzzled and not understanding quite what I was thinking.  So I began to just hum to myself and it all just has been working itself out ever since.  I don't know what defeating the huns has to do with the privatization of social security, but one of these days I will find out what is making me tick.  Good times...  This also got me thinking about Disney in general and about how all the movies I saw when I was a kid were from that company.  Left me wondering if movies like the Lion King and others of that sort put me in the position I am in today... Who knows.  Friendly animals do what they gotta do to kick Scar around I guess.  Back to more thesis writing I guess.  Pce!

How to Kick Off Valentines Day Right

Alright, another Valentine's Day coming by and I am rollin along just like Han always does.... Solo... HAH... But regardless, I woke up this morning to come to the realization that this could indeed be a great valentines day.  People keep asking me, "why are you so happy? your single on valentines day."  Well to that I say.  Twisted Metal just came out, so while your being all lovey with other people I am gonna go blow shit up with demented clowns and psychotic killers...  Talk about a hell of a Valentines Day :P  True genius that is really all there is to it.  Release a fantastic game series about car based combat and valentines day suddenly doesnt exist...  Good times.  Catch you later, time to go have a little bit of fun.

Stupid Dog!

Ohhhhh yea.... you heard me.... you made me look bad... OOGAHBOOGABOOGA...   But wait... Why am I bringing this up now?  Well I just found out that in the next few months Courage the Cowardly Dog is coming back with a new season.  Its about time Cartoon Network decided that it was gonna do something remotely smart.  Childhood cartoon win...  Welcome to the 90's!

Seems legit, but who knows.  Just brought a smile to my face.  Good 'ole days...  Will believe it in full when I see it tho.

Ate an orange and everything was K!

So after much thought on the hilarious nature of Gangplank, the pirate character in League of Legends I realized that he has many life lessons to teach us.  Lets start simple... As my title states citrus fruits make everything K, so people need to eat their fruit and everything bad that will ever happen to you will instantly go away.  Heck, it will even make you feel better than before.  The instant ailment treatment of citrus fruit is fantastic.  Remember everything on the internet is true... PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP GUIS!

Lesson number 2...  Shooting a gun and waving your sword in an awkward manner will instantly inspire people around you to do better than what they can possibly do.  Wanna give 110%... Sorry that's physically impossible, but for one time only you can buy this flintlock pistol and sword and if you wave the sword in the air and fire your pistol people around you will instantly perform drastically above average.  SRS BZNS.  NO LIES...  But anyways just remember.

Moving on The final thing to learn is that rum is the only thing in a bottle let alone the only thing a pirate will drink when singing yo-ho-ho.  God forbid they drink milk or something that would be beneficial.  Nay they do say, we need some of that thar rum NAO.  Oh yea... before I forget.  Flintlock pistols can also be reloaded in 4 seconds.. All this people thinkin it takes so long are lieing to you.  Even faster with the right cdr... I mean training!  Either way, good ole gankplank sure has a way of telling people how to be awesome...  Until next time...